lbb - looking under the hood

-brand-new place. know what that means?
-it's a new entry. that place has only been open two, three months
-how would he know that unless they still talk?
that's ridiculous.
-hey! we could give her a little jingle
-"hello, joyce
-moore? we're doing research on an upcoming episode...
-best chefs in the tri-state area
-no guarantees, of course, but i was wondering if we could...
-spend a little time...
-getting to know each other better."
not doing it
-now, how about that doctor he dated? what was her name?
barb.
-you have to admit it's educational
-look what you learned with lulu
what?
-he didn't cheat
i never thought he did
-but he said they had problems in bed
-and it turns out the problem was getting out
-little lie. harmless. unless it's a pattern
it's not a pattern
-how do you know?
-say, hypothetically, you get a dog
a what?
-a dog, hypothetically
-and you find out his grandfather and fater chased cars
whose father?
-the dog's. in fact
-all the males in his line, car-chasers
-chances are he'll chase cars
-helpful information you can only get by doing research
-you need to find out, is your man a car-chaser?
no
-are you sure?
-people are creatures of habit. last one. their behavior is patterned
-after neil slept with half of network, i found out he'd been doing if for years
-so keep yourself dumb and believe what he tells you, or... up to you
god, i hate this
-i know
i hate doubt
-you'll get over it
-now, what was the name of that chiropractor?
podiatrist. dr. rachel keyes
barb?
-yeah?
-look, make an appointment. that's all. see how you feel once you meet her
-if you don't do the whole kippie spiel, at least your feet will be happy
-you wanna work with diane sawyer?
-you gotta learn how to do research
-in the field
--health and wellness women's clinic, hold, please.
-look under the hood before you purchase the car
--thank you for holding. health and wellness women's clinic
yes, i'd like to make an appointment with dr.keyes, please
--she's booked through the month
okay
-no cancellations?
--oh,wait
--we have one for thursday morning. 8:45
-i'll take it.
--name?
barb campbell-hyphen-dunn
--and what is this regarding, please?
-warts, plantar warts. hurt like hell
--see you thursday

--hey, don't let the chickens out!