lbb - showtime

i mean, you can only work your way up for so long, right?
it was time to move on
and while diane sawyer was still out of reach...
televison personality kippi kann wasn't
the grande dame of daytime talk needed an associate producer. me.
it was a match made in trendon
which brings us up to speed.
-ira nachlis. follow.
the beginning of the end. day one.
-tight on space, but your desk is right next to...
-barb.
-campbell-hyphen-dunn.
-meet our new associate producer. stacy hoyt.
holt
-whatever
-put your stuff down. i'll take you to the taping.
-we got the pictures of strippers. he's been with.
-cheating bastard
-they call it "fluffing." preping the guests
-we got a proof. go on now. be strong, and violent.
-by the time they're on, they are ready to go nine rounds.
-so there's two shows today, 9 and 3
-9 is "cheating bastards." my idea.
-i owe you one, bea.
-oh, no problem.
it's a great idea. why aren't you producing?
-i am. carl just takes credit
-deep breath.
-and showtime.
-pathway, people!
-i'm on my way! i'm on my way!
-anybody have tickets for thomas oglestein.
-i haven't proofed these yet. they look ok to you?
-did you use the word "dope," "dog" and "stripper"? at least five times?
-yeah
-they're fine
-they're fine
-is it just me? i think the horse in montana is missing his feedbag
-i just got a word we are about ready to start. but before we do...
-i want you to get to know each other. turn to the person behind you...
-...and shake hands. that would be great.
-you guys are not that bright. we are really gonna start.
-i lost my scream.
-what.
-got doorbell, buzzer, beating heart--
-no scream, no show!
-barb,
-no scream, no show!
-go, barb.
-run title.
-stand by. dp.
-nice, barb.
-and cue(暗示) applause
-standing by.
-stand by, kippie
-go grey, and cue kippie.
-there she is.
-hey, nice to see you.
-hello.
-she's getting ahead of you. stand by, camera three.
-camera three
-carl, what are you looking at?
-welcome to kippi kann do!
-today we're putting the dogs to the ultimate test
-is your man a cheating bastard?
-no.
-then he'll have to pass the kippie kann lie detector to prove it.
-phil, camera two.
-camera two ready.
-cue doorbell.
-full scream.
-better get that.
-yeah, bring it on, sucker
-what up? what?
-cue apes?
apes?
-security
-yeah, represent!
-what? what? what?
-raper boy taye, why do you think you are here?
-i'm here because my woman's getting a hot hoochie-mama makeover.
-camera four.
-i'd do her
-there's some kind of critter under the table.
-it's either a rad
-my sister saw you humping on a dirty girl stripper
-dirty girl stripper?
-you crazy! i never been with no stripper.
-that ain't your grandma.
-that ain't me
-liar
-you're stupider than you look
-no you didn't
-what are you? crazy
-you're a dirty dog
-now let's not rush to judgement
-are you willing to prove it, taye?
-yeah.
-what do you say, audience?
-prove it! prove it! prove it!
-i got nothing, lori, what's up?
-another guest?
-do we have the right running order?
-should we have someone?
-who's up?
-i'm sorry
-i don't have this
-hello, anyone there?
-oh, jesus, kippie gonna...
-there she blows
-kippie can't keep covering, carl!
-good girl, is anybody in the booth?
-...or is it just me down here by myself? i'm all alone down here.
-what are you guys doing? you are crazy
-carl?
-what was the problem, phil?
-oh, shoot, there it it. it's a big one.