lbb - staff meeting

-okay, people, lots to do.
-we got two shows today.
-first i wanna say hello to our new assoicate producer
-our little doorbell-ringer herself, stacy holt.
-what's up, girl?
-just kidding, stace. just a little fun.
-welcome to our little thing.
-katie, you wanna show them the--?
-take a look at our new look.
-kippie kann keeps competitors
-he's bringing back the hard k's.
-keep going, katie. keep it going.
-it was her thing, like a trademark.
-creatively while keeping keen
-but that was a million years ago.
-nostalgia, folks.
-hearkens back to a simpler time. they eat it up.
-like when captain kangaroo was king and casey kasem was in kindergarten.
-he's nuts.
-who invented reality?
-we did.
-so keep those hard k's coming
-kipp, you should be in makeup, kiddo
-cut the k's, carl.
-it's cute. it's kippie
-it's crap! capisce?
-here's the thing
-that orchid on the desk? well, i just got it.
-which can only mean it's a new picture
-let me see that
-she's right. this cruelty cannot continue. katie.
-carl.
-if somebody has a problem with me
-just tell me straight up. otherwise
-you get canned. with a c.
-kippie, to makeup.
-good girl
-i told you
-i'll do my best to catch the culprit, kippie.
-thank you
-ira
-nachlis
-nice to meet you
-i've worked here for three years
-okay, people, need you focused right here
-it's all about sweeps
-give me drama, pathos, life unfolding
-make me cry. ira
-regurgitate something fresh
-midget holiday hell.
-stinks
-come on. give it to daddy
-parents who party
-who do they party with?
-rejecting the midgets?
-midgets.
-what?
-mixed parrents happy mixed parents.
-one normal size
-one midget?
-sexy. i like it
-those midgets are mine
-you can't corner the midget market yours party during holidays.
-mine party as a family
-are they happy?
-it'd make you cry.
-kippie is great with sentiment
-give me that thing
-don't! don't touch me
-he has no happy midgets
-gentlement, please
-we combine the segments. we share the credit and the midgets.
-we work together here, people. we are a team
-grandma's a hooker
-you got a grandma?
-several.
-run the prep.
-penitentiary porn.
-little black books
-do not follow
-electronic little black books
-as in?
-as in palms
-blackberries, desk organizers. eletronic footprints
-of where your man has been and with whom
-i don't think so
-under the right circumstances, they could be a girl's best friend
-especially a scorned girlfriend, wife, mistress
-i think it's a fantastic idea
-thank you
-since our audience is 90% female
-sexy! run the prep
-let's go! come on
-pregnant strippers
-black midgets with books
-unnatural animal love
literacy in inner-city schools. shit! take it back. take it back
-she was just kidding
and i tried to pretend i was
first the doorbell, then the staff meeting?