lbb-past relationships

-that may be so, but does it reveal who your ture friends are?
-are they keeping secrets?
-well, it's not a secret anymore for someone
-and we'll tell you why after these words

-man, you should have seen what came out of this animal
i miss all the good stuff
-think you're pretty cute, don't you?
well, i'm not bob
-you better apologize. i think you just insulted bob
-you insinuated ugliness
i din not. i did not
-apologize
-okay, okay! i'm sorry, bob. i'm sorry
-wait. where are you going?
-i gotta finish packing. two minutes
-did i tell you about nieuwendyk's cousin? mvp out of detroit?
-guess who he's seeing friday morning. his request
yeah, you told me. it's amazing
honey, this fast-forward thing isn't working
oh, my god!
-what? oh, it's the gas
oh, god!
-bob, get down. come here, boy.
open a window. honey
-yeah, plus robbie moore, out of buffalo?
-these guys are, like, the top two recruits in the country
-and if i can nail them both
no ifs. you will. i know it
oh, what is the matter with that bob?
-burrito
-want me to take him out?
later
-i can do it right now
no
-positive?
-jesus wept! bob!
-no more hot sause, all right?
why are you feeding him hot sause?
-i don't know

-what are you watching?
oh, kippie. i'm studying the format
-lulu?
fritz. the supermodel.
-i knew it. i knew she barfed
oh, that documentary
-no, i mean i heard her
you heard lulu fritz barfing?
-yeah, couple times. nasty
-you think i'm gonna need a sweater in detroit? in may?
-what?
you don't feel compelled to explain further?
-we dated. a little. i told you that, didn't i?
let me think. no
-thought i did. are you gonna be cool staying here by yourself?
-you'll walk bob?
sure
-don't let him walk you. who's the boss?
me
-tell him that
i'm the boss, bob.
-you hear that, bob?
you never mentioned her
-who?
lulu
-because we don't sit around talking about past relationships
she was a relationship
-come on, stace
yeah, we do
you told me about that med student you dated right before me
and then the girl before that. what's her name? joyce
i guess you just forgot to mention
-this is why i hate talking about this
-it's just, you end up fighting over old ghosts
-it's history. it's over. the past is past
that's before the past was a supermodel that barfed quietly
-you know, i don't pry into your old boyfriends
here's a little tip: i never dated brad pitt
-all right. shut if off, okay?
-look, i've had really bad experiences talking about past relationships, no matter how casual.
-if you have to know, we had problems in bed
(hallelujah)
-okay?
okay
-bob hates it when we fight
we're not fighting
-tell him
we are not fighting, bob
-so no more lulu fritz?
i will never metntion the name lulu fritz again