lbb - grilling lulu

lulu fritz
-no
-and he never told you?
the past is past
-tell me you're not quoting him
we made an agreement not to discuss old relationships
-renegotiate
no
-those who do not learn from his history are condemned to repeat it
-doesn't matter who he dated. what matters is why he stopped
-what's he do?
he works for the devils
-who doesn't? kidding.
-think about it hypothetically. say derek's like neil.
-how do you find out before you're too far gone? he won't say
-"i was screwing my way through the phone book."
-"and i only got to k."
-he'll say: "the past is past."
-right
-your man's hiding something
-what about his family?
-good point. they'll always give dirt
-no, that's not what i mean
-what are they like? you can tell a lot by studying where he came from
i haven't met them
he doesn't bring girls home
he just doesn't
-can i ask, you ever think of appealing this decision? meeting the folks?
i don't make him feel uncomfortable
-yeah. let's not do that. that'd be bad
stop it!
-what century are you in?
-you have a right-- nay, an obligation to find out more
-he's away for, what, two weeks? take that time, i beg you
-learn a few things. anything. information's pwoer
feel dishonest
-that's because it is
-you wanna keep your man, you find out why they didn't
-i thought you stopped
-i have
-look, i agree. there's better ways to do it
-it'd be great if you could ask him
--or the folks
-since no one argues with the lord and master, you gotta get creative
-all men should come with letters of recommendation, or warning labels
--or little black books. does he have one?
a palm. why?
-she may be hopeless
-she's not hopeless
-okay, then open it up. explore
-speaking of which, what was lulu's last name?
fritz. why?
-what's that?
vintage. working girl, 1998
-good movie?
it's a great movie. you've never seen it?
staten island girl trying to make her way in the big city...
on her own terms
-melanie griffith, huh?
yeah
-has she never heard of call waiting?
-and mike nichols. he's famous
he's a genius
plus, he's married to diane sawyer
-who you wanna be.
--ringing!
--ladies
i don't wanna be her, barb. i wanna work with her
i will work with her. i believe i will
-i believe you will too
--hello, lulu fritz?
--ira nachlis. senior associate producer/producer, kippie kann do
--listen, "i model, then i barf quietly"...
--is one of our highest-rated shows
what are you doing?
-i am trying to give a young innocent her 15 minutes of fame. now
-i'm sorry. lulu...
-we're thinking of having a special next month
-we'd like you to come in tomorrow for an interview
-excellent. we'll do lunch and throw up- catch up
--i would love to expose myself to your viewers
-okay. not going there
-so how did the documentary affect your personal life, lulu?
--well, it forced stephen, my ex, to face his truth
--he barfed too
-fascinating. and before stephen?
--i didn't date much. i was shy, and ugly
why do supermodels say how ugly they were when they were young?
is it because they want us to know they suffered?
do they think that it makes them more deserving?
that we'll forgive them their bounty? note to supermodels
none of us believe you
--no one invited me to the prom
-makes you stronger
-so the only relationship you ever had ever was stephen?
--no. i mean, i dated a few people
-names, please
--fabrizio, renato, carmine. jahni
--derek
she said his name
his name came out of that mouth
her "derek" was my derek
--but mostly i was lonely
-how sad
-tell me about one of the early guys
-oh, say, derek
--derek?
it was just a casual kind of thing
-stace, let her tell the story
i am. she is. go ahead
--i was so young. i can hardly remember
happens to all of us
--it was all superficial
what isn't these days?
--completely about sex
completely about -- what?
--sex
sex
-sex
-but you had problems in bed?
you don't know that
-guessing! someone needs to chill
--actually, the bedroom was the only place we really connected
--two, sometimes three times a day
funny how your memory just snapped back like that
--anyways, derek and i didn't talk much. i just used him for
-we know.
--pretty amazing. experimental. wild
-sounds great. why'd you split?
--oh, same old, same old
--schedules. trave. temptation
-he cheated
--no! i did. all the time
--but he stuck around like a lovesick puppy
--finally, i asked him to go back to his old girlfriend
--she called all the time, begging him, pleading
--she was desperate
joyce?
--how'd you know her name?
you mentioned it. she mentioned it
-you did
--i did?
yeah
--well, joyce
--he only went back to her out of pity
--i wonder what he's doing now